I'll be casual, I'm gonna be a mushroom cloud of casual! You know why? I wanted to skip to the end and do the whole "happily ever after" thing, but you can't do that UNLESS you play the game. Marshall Eriksen : So you're gonna ask her out? Ted Mosby : Yeah - NO! So how do I ask her out without asking her out Lily Did you guys get high?
Ted Mosby : [At the bar] Hey, don't you have a paper to write? Marshall Eriksen : Dude, you're talking to The Kid. I'm gonna knock back this beer. I'm gonna knock back one more beer. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna write a page paper. I'm gonna hand it in and I'm gonna get an A. My name is Rufus and that's the Trufus. Narrator : He got a B-, but still.
The Kid was good. Lily : Hey, law books. Ready for a little fifteen minute recess? Marshall Eriksen : Sorry, baby, I got to work. I need all my blood up here. Marshall Eriksen : Anybody seen a big-ass book? Lily : [Ted is depressed that Robin never showed at his party] At least it was a great party.
Marshall Eriksen : I ate, like, four whole cans of dip. Ted Mosby : [sarcastic] You always know what to say, old friend. Marshall Eriksen : [Ted has impulsively decided to throw a second party in order to see Robin] Can you believe this guy?
I got a paper to write. Marshall Eriksen : Okay, fine. Marshall Eriksen : But it's gotta be, like, super quick, and no cuddling after. Lily : I'm the luckiest girl alive. Ted Mosby : I got it. I don't ask her out. I invite her to our party next Friday. Marshall Eriksen : We're having a party next Friday? Ted Mosby : We are now. Barney : Yeah, 'cause nothing says "casual" like inviting a hundred people over just to mack on one girl.
Oh, and Lily, that's my leg. Lily : [playing footsie under the table, she freaks out and stops] You waited five minutes to tell me that? Sign In. Jerry: Please, please. Just come down and talk to me. Barney: Why? Why should I? You're lame, okay? You're just some lame suburban dad. Jerry: Why does that make you so mad? Barney: Because if you were gonna be some lame suburban dad, why couldn't you have been that for me? Jerry: Look. Barney, I know I screwed up.
Barney: Oh, "screwed up" doesn't even begin to describe Jerry: I know! I know! I wanna fix this, and I don't know how! Please, tell me what I can do!
I'll do anything! Jerry returns with a tool box and towel. Just put the pointy end into the grooves. That's it. Now turn it. Righty tighty, lefty loosey. I have no good excuse, Barney. It took me years before I was even able to look myself in the mirror for the way I let you down. It took courage to send me that letter.
More courage than I've ever had. I owe you a lifetime of apologies. And l I just Barney: Can you help me with this? If you I'd love nothing more than to be a part of your life. Barney: Bye. Marshall: Hey. Let's go outside for a second. Lily: We have a confession. This wasn't really about seeing Ted's house. It's an intervention. Barney: Oh, thank God. I'll go first. Ted, this house you bought for your hypothetical family is super weird. We talk about it all the time behind your back.
Ted: Yeah, this intervention isn't for me. It's for you. Future Ted: [v. It all started a few nights earlier. It's March Madness. Ted: Okay, uh, I think I see what the problem is. Barney, can you grab me a screwdriver? Barney: Sure thing. I got a hundred bucks if you can be here in five.
Lily: You call the super for a screwdriver? Barney: Yeah. Here's the thing about me and tools And I am not gonna try putting it in the TV Ted: Okay. That's ridiculous. Everyone should know how to use tools. Barney: Guys, I'm pretty sure that's not Luis, but I can't be certain. Someone introduce yourself. Jerry: Barney, l I got your letter. Barney: Dad? Quote from Lily. Marshall: I can't believe Barney's talking to his dad right now. Robin: Yeah, what do you say after three decades of not seeing each other?
Lily: "So, how about those last 30 Super Bowls"? TV Quotes. Whole Site. How I Met Your Mother. Legendaddy Aired March 21, When Barney finally meets his father, he has trouble accepting the man he's become.
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